5 Gyres - Understanding Plastic Pollution Through Exploration, Education, and Action

This is not STIV from 5 Gyres.  I am a lazy man who has hacked into the 5 Gyres site to show everyone that together, we're not worried about the hippies and these silly bag bans.  Yes, 25% of the world now has restrictions on plastic bags, but don't fear, plastic bags are everywhere, and even if you're lazy like me, you won't have trouble finding them. Don't let the hippies bother you. Keep consuming--  it's your right as a human to do things like hermetically seal dog poop in a non-biodegradable vessel inside another non-biodegradable vessel that is then buried in a landfill forever! The hippies can't stop you!